Laws Of Sexlam

1. FOLLOW EVERY LAW OF SEXLAM
2. BELEIVE IN THE FUCKING GOD AS THE ONE AND ONLY GOD

UNTIL 5 YEARS OF AGE NO LAWS SHALL APPLY

PRETEENS

1. LEARN THE SEXLAMIC PRAYER AND RECITE EVERY DAY
   
2. LEARN TO HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE DURING THE 8TH YEAR OF LIFE
3. MASTURBATE EVERY DAY
4. HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH A BOY/GIRL ONCE EVERY MONTH AFTER  THE 8TH YEAR

TEENS

1. DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE
2. MASTURBATE AT LEAST ONCE EVERY DAY
3. LIE DOWN ON GRASS WITHOUT ANY SHELTER OR CLOTHING AT THE 17TH YEAR OF LIFE FOR 20 HOURS AND THE FUCKING GOD WILL BLESS YOU 
   

18 TO 50 YEARS OF AGE

1. JOIN A WOMAN OR MAN OF YOUR CHOICE WITHIN 2YEARS FROM THIS DATE
   
2. RESPECT THAT MAN OR WOMAN
3. HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH THE MAN OR WOMAN AT LEAST ONCE EVERY DAY TO PRAISE THE FUCKING GOD (you may use condoms etc.)
4. GIVE BIRTH TO AT LEAST ONE CHILD IF YOU HAVE JOINED A PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX AND ARE BOTH ARE FERTILE
5. TEACH EVERY CHILD THE LAWS OF SEXLAM
6. ON THE HOLY DAY OF CREATION (june 1) HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH THE MAN/WOMAN WHO HAS JOINED YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN
7. ON THE HOLY DAY OF BIRTH (june 4) YOU AND YOUR FAMILY WILL MASTURBATE TOGETHER

51 YEARS OF AGE AND OLDER

1. MASTURBATE ALONE AT LEAST ONCE A DAY IF YOU ARE CAPABLE OF DOING SO
   
2. RECITE THE SEXLAMIC PRAYER ONCE A DAY

IF YOU FOLLOW LAW OF SEXLAM ACCORDING TO YOUR AGE THE FUCKING GOD WILL LOVE YOU AND CARE FOR YOU. THE KINGDOM OF FUCKA WILL BE YOURS TO LIVE IN AFTER DEATH.

EMBRACE SEXLAM AND LIVE THE LIFE OF TRUTH. LIVE THE LIFE IN FAVOUR OF THE FUCKING GOD WHO CREATED ALL. DO NOT GO ASTRAY IN THE PATHS OF FALSE GODS.

THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD: THE FUCKING GOD